I Have Never Been More Pissed Off And Turned On By A Woman At The Same Time In My Life

Short post today because I have a final worth 40% of my grade tomorrow morning. That being said, this girl CLEARLY has me feeling some type of way and I can't hold back anymore.

I returned to Snell Library at noon after my tutoring session and sat down at one of the far-right couches on the ISEC side. I made a post for the Deli Boys and right as I was about to get to work, this AEPi brother walks by me with the finest senorita I've seen in a minute. Solid 9.5/10. Like this chick was exactly my type: brunette, perfect height, great smile, and the prettiest brown eyes. I finally found the girl Van Morrison wrote that song about. But that's only the half of it.

Two things you ought to know about me are 1) I LOVE yapping and 2) I'm huge on respect. Now 99/100 days at the library you can catch me chatting up a storm with the homies. But when it's finals week I show some decorum and dial the yapping down a few notches. That's just the respectful thing to do right? NOPE. Not to this girl.

For a full TWO HOURS these love birds chatted about everything on Heaven and Earth. I say chatted generously since she did 90% of the talking while he couldn't form a single intelligent sentence. Like this goofy ahh literally asked if The Beatles (her favorite band) were from Connecticut and when she asked what his favorite band was he said Drake. LMAO. Like I love 6God but cmon bro.

Anyways, they talked SO loud it was like thought they were the only people in the whole damn universe. I have never shied away from telling someone annoying to STFU but lemme tell ya this girl had me weak in the knees. Like I was suffering some fucked up form of Stockholm Syndrome. Now I'm almost 21 and at this point I'm attracted to more than just looks which is what made this 100x HARDER. I eavesdropped the fuck out of their convo (fair game since they took away my study time) and here's what I learned.

She's from Connecticut (I am too, we must be meant for each other, right??). We have the same favorite ride at Lake Compounce. And she has IMMACULATE music taste. Heard her say something about a music composition class she took and I was like okay this girl knows what the fuck is up. Made me feel kind of bad for her tbh since the guy pulled up a "Top Rock Bands Today" playlist on Spotify to name a few of his "favorites." May have shot himself in the foot though because she shat all over the list LMAO. I guess when you're 6' 2 you can kinda suck at everything and still pull though because I just spent an hour writing this and they still fuckin going.

I told myself I'd have this out by 3 so that's it. You're an asshole if you come to the library SOLELY to socialize during finals. No exceptions. Unless you're that girl. Then hit my line and talk to me nice.